Showing posts with label Humorous Dart Shirts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humorous Dart Shirts. Show all posts
Monday, May 1, 2017
Darts Conspiracy: Enemy Of The Slate
Monday, May 01, 2017
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Darts and Chill?
Wednesday, January 04, 2017
It's the new thing for 2017. Trust me, I saw it on the Internet...
The Funny Story That Led To This Design
After a day of golf towards the end of last summer, I was sitting with my good friend Luis on a picnic bench having a few after-golf beers. The sun was dropping and the weekend was just getting started, but boredom was becoming obvious. We had nothing to do.
Keep in mind, I am 48 years old and Luis is in his mid 20's. A conversation unfolded as I watched him silently tapping away on his iPhone:
Me: WTF are you doin', texting? You type on that thing faster than I can on a keyboard...
Luis: *Looks up with a funny stare* Playing a game.
Me: Ah. Well, I'm gonna go get more beer and hit the Man Cave for the night. Wanna come on over? Netflix and chill?
(I had seen this phrase used online. I assumed it was just a hip thing to say among the younger crowd. I also assumed it just meant relax and watch a movie.)
Luis: *Looks up with an angry face* NOT WITH YOU!
Me: WTF? You were just over last weekend to get me caught up on all that Batman nonsense!
Luis: Do you even know what Netflix and chill means?
Me: Sure. Crack a beer, turn on a movie.
Luis: Naaaahhhh na na no no no nooooooooo my friend. It's when you invite your girl over to put on Netfilx and make out with her.
Me:
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Your Darts Team Is Like A Bed of DeploraBulls
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Your darts team may as well be a bed of deplorables. Winning so much, you're tired of winning. 2016 ended with one hell of an election season to put behind us, and a ton of uncertainty ahead of us. But either way you look at it, 2017 is almost here and it's time to laugh, live and play darts! Grab yourself by the... keyboard and head over to get your DeploraBulls darts shirt now!
Friday, February 10, 2012
A Nod To The Crafty Cockney
Friday, February 10, 2012
We recently welcomed in a new member of the Smartass Darters Society. Pete Crafty Kinsler joined the D League team Sloshed In Translation to fill in for Doug Graves, who recently left his job at the cemetery for a night shift gig at Digger's Doughnuts.Pete is indeed a crafty individual, but when it comes to throwing darts he's certainly a far cray from Eric Bristow. Naturally he shows up for league in the proper attire, his dart shirt coins the phrase Crafty? Yes! Cockney? Not so much... and tells his story in short order.
Keeping Score A Lot Lately?
Friday, February 10, 2012
It's no secret that quite a few members of the Smartass Darters Society have a regular agenda when playing the local blind draw dart tournaments.First, they get there early to warm up and get a few pints of aiming fluid going to loosen up the throwing arm. Shortly after the tourney starts, their strategy appears to be finding their way to the losers bracket rather quickly. Then when the aiming fluid runs out, they decide it is time to show off their superior score keeping abilities for the remainder of the event.
Money being tight nowadays, the Chalk For Beer dart shirts they wear provide a financial advantage as well as assurance that a cold one will be on its way in due time.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
If found lost or drunk please return to...
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
It's a good thing to have tags on things that say If Found Lost Or Stolen Please Return To... Like your dart case for example. The Smartass Darters Society would like to step up and make sure everyone gets where they need to be along with their dart case by providing Lost and Found Dart Shirts in many styles and colors to the dart players in need of emergency identification.These shirts also lend themselves to customization. For example, Joe's Darts Pub could have these designed to say "If found lost or drunk please return to Joe's Darts Pub" along with the address and phone number of the venue, thus ensuring that any and all dart players that may get lost or drunk will be returned promptly.
Consider safety. Consider these dart shirts.
Monday, January 16, 2012
If You Can Read This, Please Put Me Back On My Bar Stool
Monday, January 16, 2012
Most often seen here at the Smartass Darters Society line of dart shirts is the popular "If You Can Read This, Please Put Me Back On My Bar Stool tee shirt. Like we say, "Safety Third".Assure your safety at the darts pub with this humorous shirt and leave your helmet in the car. Available in many styles and colors!
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Does this dart shirt make my ass look fat?
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Why not just wear the phrase on the back of your shirt? Does This Dart Shirt Make My Ass Look Fat? After all, your ass is wandering around in the stable or the field grazing while you're out playing darts. Sometimes it's nice to get an unbiased opinion.And as a member of the Smartass Darters Society you're sure to get the opinions of many. Available in many styles and colors!
Friday, January 13, 2012
Women don't need balls to play darts, but it helps to play with a few nuts!
Friday, January 13, 2012
The latest addition to the popular Smart Ass Darters Society line of dart shirts dives right back into some humor.Women don't need balls to play darts, but it helps to play with a few nuts!
These dart shirts are available in several styles and colors. Consider them for your dart team! We can always add your dart team name and/or logo along with player names to the front of any shirt!
Friday, January 6, 2012
Help Your Opponent With A Smartass Darts Out Chart!
Friday, January 06, 2012
This dart shirt is something only a member of the Smartass Darters Society could think of. While you're at the oche taking your turn, what if your opponent was studying the out chart on the back of your shirt? And to make things worse, what if all of the checkouts on the chart WERE WRONG!?!?!?Some call it cheating or shenanigans, we call it strategery. Available in many styles and colors!
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Don't Panic! I'm aiming at BOTH triple twenties!
Thursday, January 05, 2012
It is a known fact that some members of the Smartass Darters Society have been known to take in their aiming fluid quite liberally, or maybe unwind with a few during after hours pickup games. This addition to the Smartass Darters Society line of dart shirts is for them.By wearing a dart shirt stating "Don't Panic! I'm aiming at BOTH triple twenties!" you can easily hush the skeptical onlookers in the peanut gallery, as well as calm your opponent and perhaps a scorekeeper.
As we say in the Smartass Darters Society: Safety Third.
Monday, January 2, 2012
What Does Your Spouse Think About Darts?
Monday, January 02, 2012
The Smartass Darters Society has members from around the globe, and many have taken the leap into marriage at some point before, during or after their darting careers. Being true SDS'ers, these humorous dart shirts spell it out for their team mates and fellow dart players. It is often hard to hide your emotions. Some wear their hearts on their sleeves, others on their backs...Available in Mens and Ladies styles, with a variety of colors to express your love...
