Thursday, January 12, 2012
A couple take in an young girl to rent their spare bedroom. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her she'd have to wait, as they only had one bathroom in the house.
"You can use the bath later tonight when my husband goes out to darts" she said.
After her husband had gone to the pub for darts, the woman filled the bath and happened to see the girl getting undressed. She was surprised to see that the girl had no pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:
"Next league night leave for darts a little early, I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself before you go."
So the following league night the wife left a good view through the curtains and while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"
"No" replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes" said the woman, and she showed the girl that indeed, she was far from hairless.
Later that night the husband came in from darts and the wife asked:
"Did you see it?"
"Yes" he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours!?!?"
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
"I know" he said, "but the whole darts team hadn't!!"
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