Showing posts with label Attitude Dart Shirts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Attitude Dart Shirts. Show all posts
Friday, January 13, 2017
Good Girls Play Dressup, Bad Girls Play Darts!
Friday, January 13, 2017
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Darts and Chill?
Wednesday, January 04, 2017
It's the new thing for 2017. Trust me, I saw it on the Internet...
The Funny Story That Led To This Design
After a day of golf towards the end of last summer, I was sitting with my good friend Luis on a picnic bench having a few after-golf beers. The sun was dropping and the weekend was just getting started, but boredom was becoming obvious. We had nothing to do.
Keep in mind, I am 48 years old and Luis is in his mid 20's. A conversation unfolded as I watched him silently tapping away on his iPhone:
Me: WTF are you doin', texting? You type on that thing faster than I can on a keyboard...
Luis: *Looks up with a funny stare* Playing a game.
Me: Ah. Well, I'm gonna go get more beer and hit the Man Cave for the night. Wanna come on over? Netflix and chill?
(I had seen this phrase used online. I assumed it was just a hip thing to say among the younger crowd. I also assumed it just meant relax and watch a movie.)
Luis: *Looks up with an angry face* NOT WITH YOU!
Me: WTF? You were just over last weekend to get me caught up on all that Batman nonsense!
Luis: Do you even know what Netflix and chill means?
Me: Sure. Crack a beer, turn on a movie.
Luis: Naaaahhhh na na no no no nooooooooo my friend. It's when you invite your girl over to put on Netfilx and make out with her.
Me:
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Sex, Darts, Rock N' Roll
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Sex and darts and rock and rollIs all my brain and body need
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Are very good indeed
Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window
The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know
Lots of other ways, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever do is business you don't like
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Is very good indeed
Every awesome dart shirt ought to make you pretty
You can wear a plain shirt, grey is such a pity
I should wear the dart shirt of Mista Double Smitty
See my Taylor, he's called The Power, I know it's going to fit
Here's a little piece of advice
You're quite welcome it is free
Don't do nothing that is cut price
You know what that'll make you be
They will try their tricky device
Trap you with the ordinary
Get your teeth into a small slice
The cake of liberty
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex, darts, rock, roll
Sex, darts, rock, roll
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Don't Like My Game? Get Over It.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
There are a few members of the Smartass Darters Society who tend to bring out the worst in their opponent. We all seem to find it amusing when someone gets upset at losing a darts match and rather than taking it out on themselves, they begin to express their aggravation at the winning player.We also have a saying around here; Safety Third. So these particular players wear dart shirts with a firm warning in order to rest assured the competition will remain as drama free as possible. WARNING: The way I play darts may hurt your feelings. I suggest you get over it.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Darts Strategy For A Confident Opponent
Friday, February 10, 2012
Quite often you'll come across an opponent that assumes they have an advantage over you in the match. New darts, home pub, been in the money at the last two luck of the draw tournaments... The list goes on.These over confident opponents meet members of the Smartass Darters Society and are greeted with the phrase: The only advantage you have over me is that you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Aim Small, Miss Small
Friday, February 10, 2012
Here at the Smartass Darters Society we like to say Aim Small, Miss Small. Rumor has it the phrase came about after Miss Small from the dart league gained a reputation for squinting at her target before throwing each dart. But Luis tends to think it is more of an incentive to consider aiming from time to time.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
I'm Not Arrogant. I'm Just A Lot Better Than You.
Thursday, February 09, 2012
It's no secret that arrogance runs deep within the members of the Smartass Darters Society. In fact, many are so arrogant they are in denial.I'm Not Arrogant. I'm Just A Lot Better Than You.
I'm Not Confident. I'm Cockey!
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Confidence has it's advantages in darts, but more often than not the honest truth is the shooter is just plain cockey.This dart shirt from the Smartass Darters Society is just for those players. I'm Not Confident. I'm Cockey!
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
LUCK: Labor Under Correct Knowledge
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Although we're not sure where the quote actually originated, we like to give one of our heroes Gary Busey the credit for bringing the phrase LUCK: Labor Under Correct Knowledge to the Smartass Darters Society. And if we're ever lucky enough to have Busey join us for a night of tungsten tossing shenanigans, we'll certainly be prepared with the proper dart shirts for the occasion.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
What Does A Kick Ass Dart Player Look Like?
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
While this may appear to be a cool looking dart shirt, it does beg the question; What Does A Kick Ass Dart Player Look Like? We feel that any and all members of the Smartass Darters Society are candidates for the answer.That is of course depending on whether or not their dart shirt makes their ass look fat. Debatable yet intriguing.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
I'm not ignoring you, I can't hear you because you're too far behind
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
This dart shirt is about as smartassed as a member of the Smartass Darters Society could get. Shaking up opponents at the oche with a cocky phrase on the back of their dart shirt...Keep your eyes on the right side of the scoreboard when wearing this one gang.
Available in many styles and colors!
Monday, January 9, 2012
Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough
Monday, January 09, 2012
When playing Cricket... Wait... What???Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough is a well known phrase in darts from the great Bobby George referring to 01. The Smartass Darters Society would like to keep the phrase alive and well in darts pubs around the world.
Available in several styles and colors.
