Sex and darts and rock and roll
Is all my brain and body need
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Are very good indeed
Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window
The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know
Lots of other ways, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever do is business you don't like
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Is very good indeed
Every awesome dart shirt ought to make you pretty
You can wear a plain shirt, grey is such a pity
I should wear the dart shirt of Mista Double Smitty
See my Taylor, he's called The Power, I know it's going to fit
Here's a little piece of advice
You're quite welcome it is free
Don't do nothing that is cut price
You know what that'll make you be
They will try their tricky device
Trap you with the ordinary
Get your teeth into a small slice
The cake of liberty
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex and darts and rock and roll
Sex, darts, rock, roll
Sex, darts, rock, roll