Saturday, February 11, 2012
A funny thing happened to Smartass Darters Society member Hugh Jass last week. He was searching the Internet late one evening when his wife suddenly appeared asking him:
What are you doing?.
I'm looking for cheap flights he replied.
Her eyes suddenly had a glow in them he hadn't seen since their honeymoon, and he found himself quickly swept away to their bedroom where she gave him the surprise of the best sex he'd ever had with her. As the naked pretzel came to an end he laid back and lit up a cigarette, and stared at the ceiling with a puzzled look on his face.
His wife then asked: You look surprised dear, what's on your mind?
He replied: I had no idea you were that into darts...
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